idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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