Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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