vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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