yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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