A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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