so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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