I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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