Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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