The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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