Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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