To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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