hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
