People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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