What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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