we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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