Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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