After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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