We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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