is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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