Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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