It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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