So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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