super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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