she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
