I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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