Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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