My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Boobs are out for the taking
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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