By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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