You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I love you. Go after that dick
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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