But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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