I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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