I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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