how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this will be a night to untag.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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