did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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