i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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