Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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