Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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