Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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