I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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