I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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