i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
