when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
