But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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