So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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