He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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