i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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