I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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