they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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