Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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