with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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