Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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