Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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